About us

We’re just a group of Old Style-loving, grammar-deficient, facial hair-attempting, suburban-trolling, bleacher-heckling, Ditka-stalking, rarely-agreeing, Cardinal/Packer-hating, pine-riding, slightly hungover guys who might not know more about Chicago sports than you…

…but we think we do.

Brian – The Brains

He’s a smooth talker who convinced me to appoint him as the brains of our operation….Wait a minute.
Areas of expertise: basketball, football, lower body injuries to himself

Kevin – The Muscle

If you disagree with him, then he’ll punch you through the computer. I’ve seen it.
Areas of expertise: football, Cubs, hating everything

Kyle – The Looks

Yes, I appointed myself to the looks. So hot right now.
Areas of expertise: baseball, football, all things plaid

Brad – The Wildcard

Brad is crazy. How crazy is he? He’s so crazy he plays fantasy hockey. What will he do next?
Areas of expertise: soccer, hockey, Cubs players from the ’90s, making fun of Minnesota