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Brett Favre Retirement: Episode 3,592

August 4, 2010

Once again the worlds biggest asshole has struck.  Will he retire?  Won’t he retire?  How many press conferences will be held in order to discuss rumors about his retirement?  Who gives a shit?

So let’s say for shits and giggles that he does retire.  Where does that put the Bears in the NFC North?

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South Side Tom: No B.S. baseball mailbag

July 13, 2010

With the All-Star Game upon us, Second String Sports special contributor South Side Tom decided now was the perfect time to answer your questions about how the White Sox and Cubs will fare in the second half of the season. You can send your questions to Tom by e-mailing

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The Bulls are Screwed!

July 6, 2010

So it’s been 5 days since the free agency bonanza has started and the longer it goes on the more and more I think that the Bulls are going to get the scraps of the draft class.  Amare has already agreed to go to the Knicks (really Amare?  really?!)  and it’s looking like Wade and Lebron are going to stay at home and Bosh wants to play with one of them.

So are the Bulls totally screwed?  Or am I totally being paranoid?

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Judgement Day!

June 30, 2010

Today at 11:01 PM the free agency bonanza begins.  Where will Lebron sign?  Who will go with him?  Will the Bulls get the 2 big time free agents they desire?  Why is Paul Pierce declaring for free agency?  What happened at the “summit” between Lebron, Wade, and Bosh?  Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger when you need him?

So who goes where and is this really as important as the press has made it out to be?
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Should They Stay or Should They Go?

June 27, 2010

Hi everybody and welcome to another edition of dumbass fans speculating on things we know nothing about.  Today’s topic is which Chicago Cubs will be traded away before the trade deadline.  With the Cubs continuing to suck while having a salary more bloated than a Midol commercial, there really isn’t a choice but to rebuild around a few key guys.

So who do you build around and who do you let loose?  That is the question.

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Bulls Trade Pick and Kirk

June 24, 2010

Star date 2010, the Chicago Bulls, have, decided to, trade, Kirk Hinrich and their first round pick, to, the Washington Wizards.  What, does this mean, for the Bulls future, and what does it mean for the free agency class.

You were supposed to pause everytime I had a comma.  It was suppose to sound like Captain Kirk from Star Trek aka William Shatner.  Get it?  Good.  So yeah anyway, that happened.

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Blackhawks trade Byfuglien, God’s tears flood city

June 24, 2010

For the 27 “real” Blackhawks fans, the Stanley Cup honeymoon didn’t last long. Reports say the Hawks have traded winger Dustin Byfuglien (and others) to Atlanta for draft picks (and others).

Few things are more devastating to the Internet than a team unloading a fan-favorite. The apocalyptic rain storm that kept everyone at their computers didn’t help ease the endless bitching either.

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